* Three year old niece sitting with her older brother, looking at a children's Bible:
-"Who is this?"
- "That's Goliath."
- "Oh. Why is his head not off?"
- “How old is God?”
-“Well, He doesn’t really have an age. He is outside of time. He was before all things were created and will go on forever...”
-“Oh... well, I know that He has a moustache...”
-“K (older sister) said she would get me on ‘Teach Your Monster to Read’ on the computer and she hasn’t! She lied!”
-“She’s just busy at the moment.”
-“I know. I know she’s busy, but there’s something you told Z (older brother) a long time ago and it’s ‘let your yes mean yes and your no mean no’, so she has to because she said so!”
- “... it’s like ‘see you later, sin!’ No, wait, that’s not what it is...you’re not supposed to see the same sin later...”
-"Why do the Mormons always skip our house?"
Her older brother:
-"They probably figure that, with our van (a 15 passenger- nine kids in the family), we probably already are Mormon."