Four year old nephew: “I know who made ‘em! Jesus!.. (thinks for a minute) Mom, do you know the song ‘Mary had a little lamb?’”
My sister: “Yep, I know that one.”
Nephew: “Well, Mary had Jesus and Jesus made the little lamb... so then Mary had Jesus AND the little lamb!”
*Other nephew, seven, explains how Martin Luther kick started the Protestant Reformation: “He thought the Pope was dumb, so he nailed 95 Species to the church door.” #DontTellPETA