#2: "Ism-Mania?"
#1: "Yeah, sure, you know, Communism, Fascism, Voodoo-ism, everybody's got an -ism these days."
#2: "Oh [laughs] I thought it was some kind of itch or something."
#1: "Well, it's just as catching. When things go a little bad nowadays, you go out, get yourself an -ism and you're in business."