* Niece wandered into the kitchen after being allowed some screen time and announced to her mom: "We just watched a French romance movie."
"What did you watch?!"
"Ratatouille."
* Nephew enters the living room: "Why am I not surprised?"
"About what?"
"Nothing... just why am I not surprised?"
* Niece, reading the ingredients on the salad dressing bottle:
"... spices, lemon juice concrete..."
Nephew: "I'm just going to make a wish."